Friday, January 8, 2010

Jillian Michaels Is Stalking Me

I think Jillian Michaels is stalking me. Yes, THE Jillian.

The past two times I have been to my beloved Target, I've picked up her "30 Day Shred" walked around the store with it and left it at the cashier before checking out.

Yesterday, when Jazzercise was closed due to the snow, I thought, "If I had the '30 Day Shred', I could do that today." But, I don't have it. It's still at Target. Ugh.

So, I ran to Walgreens at work and there was a "Self" magazine that kept staring at me (the one with Carrie Underwood on the cover). So, I bought it. As soon as I got back to my desk, I opened it and read where Jillian is Carrie's trainer, kind of. Carrie says, "Jillian Michaels' videos will kick your butt. She's my trainer, and she doesn't even know it."

Then, I kept flipping through and low and behold, there is an exercise tutorial by Jillian on page 105. The title is "Let Me Train You!" Do you think she's trying to tell me something?

Fine, Jillian, I will go to Target and buy your stupid dvd this weekend. Geez!!

I haven't even watched "The Biggest Loser" from this week, but Jillian never hides from me.

If you know Jillian, please tell her I love her and that I would love for her to train me, pro bono of course.

Other Things:
1. "Pro Bono" is my new word. We've been watching seasons of "Nip/Tuck" and that word is stuck in my head.
2. Thank you for voting for Knox!!!
3. USF just fired their entire football coaching staff. I am not happy about this!!! Jim Leavitt, I will miss you and your spiky, blonde hair!
4. Facebook just told me that I need to reconnect with Fred Smithwick. Stupid! Sure, I'll get right on that!


Blair @ Reasonably Swanky said...

Let me know how you like these videos...I'm afraid they are too hard for me!
I used to be addicted to Nip/Tuck but every time I watched it my husband would get all huffy puffy and offended by how sexy/raunhy the show I gave up on it :/ I miss it though!
Have a great weekend!

Jenny DB said...

hahahaha oh, Facebook!!!
sorry to hear you have a stalker, but please let me know how the shred goes~!! :)

Natasha said...

haha- i love me some jillian and if i was on the biggest loser, i'd choose her over bob ANY DAY!

sorry she's taunting you... that is HILARIOUS though!!

have a great weekend =)

K.C. said...

The 30 day Shred is wonderful!!! She kicks your butt in 20 minutes. Be prepared to feel a little sore the next day!

Melissa said...

I promise you will love the video. Don't forget to buy handweights if you don't already have them. They are a must with the video:)

Jen said...

Please please put up a review of the jillian dvd when you get it and start doing it! My fear is that it will be almost too hard and I won't do it. So please let me know!

Oh that facebook, so funny!

Leslie said...

Sam and I have been doing the 30 Day Shred. We are on day five. It is hard, but I already see a difference!

Heather said...

Her work out videos are great!! So good and definitely feel the burn afterwards. Also, I don't know if you have Comcast cable, but some of her workouts are On Demand for free!!

whitney said...

I started the shred last week. Kicked my butt!!!!

lauren said...

I left you something on my blog! :)

allison said...

girl the only woman that is stalking me is stalking me is little debbie! i wish jillian would stalk me, maybe she thinks that would be too big of a feat!